rosy-secrets:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

why does this make sense?

(Source: hoshigumayuugi)

ablogwithoutpants:

impalas-wings:

pizz4s:

if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon

… small gay moments?

we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways

if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan)

pokec0re:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

if i could ignore myself i would

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

elfi3:

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me